What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Logan's gay

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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obama

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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