Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Anti Joke

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