What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

the sky is green no it is not

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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