- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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