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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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