What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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My jeans

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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