- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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