- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

4 hours later.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

im telling maguire

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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