What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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pobody's nerfect

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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I literally died laughing

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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