how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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A penis walks into a bar..

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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