why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

THe Election

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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