- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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