Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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