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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

hashtags suck balls

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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