- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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