- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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