What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

poo

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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