- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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