How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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