why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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