- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Dumbledore dies.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

non poop

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

p

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

4 hours later.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??