What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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