i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How old are you? 7

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

12 niqqa 12.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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