What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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