- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Men's rights

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your mama so old, shes dead.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

your face

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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