- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

You idiot.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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