Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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