What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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knock knock come in

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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