what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I'm homeless.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

i killed my family

Women's rights

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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