Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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ewrg

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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