Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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im gay

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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