Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Refrigerator

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Woman rights.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Seven

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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