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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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