- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

No it doesnt..

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Sloths

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Boner

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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