- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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