Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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