- Anti Joke

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)