- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

an american walks out of a strip club.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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