- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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