Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the man die? he was shot

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

knock knock come in

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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