- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

1+1=2

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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