- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."