I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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