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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

That's unfortunate.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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