What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

George W. Bush

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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who just made fun of katie matt

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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