- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A black succeeds

your all shit at jokes

Men's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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