- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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