- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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