- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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