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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Latvia isn't a joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

j.p. is dumb

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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