- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Boner

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Sloths

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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