So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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