- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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I was once a hamster.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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