- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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