Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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NEVER

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What is life? Paul.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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