How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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