Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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