- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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