- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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