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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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