Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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