- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.