- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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