What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

human centipede

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Japan

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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